Our Story

 

Thread Shenanigans was created out of boredom brought on by Empty Nest Syndrome.

My name is Mary Ann, and I am the Queen of Shenanigans around here.  I am pretty positive I suffer from ADHD, although I’ve technically never been diagnosed as such. 

I was fortunate enough to inherit my sewing skills from my mom. An absolute genius with crochet, but she can sew, knit, and embroider as well.  I can remember her sewing clothes for me and my sister, along with matching clothes for our dolls, but she never had a desire to get into quilting.

I have been sewing since before the kids were born. However, like all things when kids show up, I put it down to chase them around the house instead.

When the youngest graduated, I thought I would either die of boredom or end up divorced. Harassing my husband was apparently not an option for entertainment.

So, it was time for me to get back into crafting. Finally!  But, like all people with ADHD, I can’t just sew – I have to do ALL THE THINGS! 

It all started with a table runner. Cause, well, doesn’t it always? 

As you know, when making a table runner you’re really just making a tiny quilt.  Of course you want your table runner to be pretty.  So before you know it, not only are you learning machine embroidery, you’re now designing it as well!  Next, you’re on to piecing fabric, adding batting, which means now you’re quilting and binding!  Who knew, quilting!!  

I decided I needed bigger, cause, well, reasons!!

Unfortunately, moving all that fabric through my sewing machine made me realize my age.  I started eyeing all those beautiful Longarms.  Look hubby, it’s a health issue! I NEED one!  You want me to be healthy don’t you???!!!  

This is where my ADHD kicks in.  I can’t JUST piece, that’s boring!  I can’t JUST quilt cause, well, who can piece that fast!! 

Hence, Thread Shenanigans Longarm Quilting Services was born.  You piece them, I quilt them with beautiful Edge-2-Edge quilting designs and hubby doesn’t divorce me!!  Seriously y’all, that’s important!  I’m too busy crafting to train another man!!  

I look forward to seeing what ya’ll have pieced, and I am so honored to be part of your quilting journey.

Please feel free to contact me with ANY questions you have! 

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Jordan Simpson
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Mary Ann was absolutely phenomenal to work with! I had my quilts back in less than a week which is unheard of..I’ve never gotten a quilt back that quickly let alone two of them. Her prices are some of the best in the area that I’ve personally paid as well. Fantastic experience from start to finish and my quilts turned out beautifully.
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madison draper
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From start to finish, Mary Ann provided wonderful customer service. She really went above and beyond, accepting my order last minute & got my quilt done in less than a week! She kept me updated throughout the entire process. I would definitely recommend her to anyone!!
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Suzanne Courtney
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Mary Ann did an amazing job on a Tshirt quilt I made for my grown son! She used my backing; her quality bamboo batting and my quilt top… she was in constant contact with me and we discussed what my pattern options were. Mary Ann recommended music notes given the rock and roll theme and it looks amazing! I referred my Aunt to Mary Ann as well because her turn-around time was two days! Within a week I had the quilt returned… and the return was tracked! I will be using Mary Ann’s services again! Such quality workmanship and such a true pleasure to speak with… I can forsee a long friendship in our future. Amazing woman!
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magda e
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It is almost impossible to describe how happy, pleased, and grateful I am for Mary Ann‘s quilting services . I needed my project done super fast for an upcoming wedding shower. Mary Ann managed to quilt it for me in under a week! She was extremely helpful to me, by suggesting patterns and thread colors. As a beginner I need all the advice and support I can get, and Mary Ann most patiently went above and beyond. When finished, she carefully folded my precious quilt and placed it into a lovely clear bag for protection. 10 out of 5 stars! Thank you so much for a brilliant experience! Now on to working on my binding. Oh, and Mary Ann gifted me a tool to make folding the binding strip easier! I look forward to working with her again.
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Karen Grosskopf
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My first “fancy” quilt top, for my bed. I wanted it quilted professionally. I found Mary Ann on line, and I’m so glad I did!! She guided me through the process, and kept in touch so I knew what was going on. I’m kind of sorry it’s done - I have really enjoyed my interactions with Mary Ann. And I love my quilt!! I will definitely send more her way.
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Jenny Dupuy
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I told Mary Ann that she is a treasure, and she is! She helped me compete my first quilt which I had started for my granddaughter over a year ago, that I had hidden away under my bed. Mary Ann patiently took the time to help me make some adjustments to the quilt top. We picked the thread and the quilting pattern, and she worked her magic to turn my quilt into a work of art. I just brought her a second quilt to do for me, and I will have several more to come. After all, I have six grandchildren, seven siblings, and lots of nieces and nephews! .I highly recommend Thread Shenanigans for your next quilt project! Mary Ann does great work! You will not be disappointed.
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Rose Wolf
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I enjoyed working with Mary Ann, from choosing a thread color, a quilting design, and her explaining the process. I dropped off the quilt top and backing fabric on Monday and by Friday morning I was picking up the beautiful finished quilted layers. Also, Mary Ann surprised me with a label for my first large pieced quilt. I am very pleased with my experienced with Mary Ann's long arm quilting. I highly recommend Thread Shenanigans service.
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Kayley Stephens
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Such a great experience working with Mary Ann, she was very understanding when things changed up on how the quilt was getting delivered, very timely and professional, I let her pick the quilting and thread color but she was still very open and vocal about her choices and involved me in everything, she sent pictures all throughout and it was just the best experience I’ve had with a long arm quilter, your quilt will be in very good hands if you chose to send your quilt to Ms. Mary Ann!
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Dawn Stephens
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Mary Ann is a dream to work with, she made the process from start to finish wonderful. Her professionalism, knowledge and friendliness is exceptional. I highly recommend her service and will definitely be using her again.
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Gail Bonham
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I stick at quilting, but now I don't have to worry about it! Mary Ann stayed in contact and did AMAZING work with a VERY quick timeline. I left everything in her capable hands...she didn't disappoint! She is my go to from now on! Love my North Carolina - Alabama connection.